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A poor man asks God, 'God, what is a million years to you?'
God replies, 'My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.'
The man asks, 'God, what is a million dollar to you?'
God replies, 'My son, a million dollar to you is less than a cent to me.'
The man asks, 'So God, can I have a million dollar?'
And God replies, 'wait a second.'
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Once in awhile, get outside in fresh air, take a deep breath & with a deep sigh, let out all the things that's bottled up inside you & be free, & you'll get a glimpse of nirvana.
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Jewish guy Hymie prays to God every day about winning the lottery.
HE walks up to the synagogue every day of his long life and lights the candles and asks for a blessing.
As an old man on his death bed he gives up the idea completely and asks God why he never won.
God appears and says "Hymie you old Jew, meet me half way buy a fucking ticket!"
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Guy wakes up in hell and is thoroughly bummed out.
The devil asks what the problem is.
Guy replies. I'm in hell that's the problem.
The devil asks do you like drinking?
Guy replies sure I like drinking.
Devil says well you are going to love Mondays. You can drink for 24 hours.
Guy says wow that's great.
The devil asks do you like smoking pot?
Guy replies yes I like smoking pot.
Devil says well you are going to love Tuesdays. Smoke weed 24 hours.
Guy replies wow this is starting to look great.
The devil asks do you like gambling?
Guy replies yes I like gambling.
Devil says well you are going to love Wednesdays then. Gamble for 24 hours.
Guy replies this has got to be heaven not hell.
Then the devil asks you dont happen to be gay are ya?
Guy replies well no I'm not.
Devil replies well you are going to hate Thursdays.
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Time to choose between 2 women i have been shagging, One loves anal sex, the other has
massive tits.Its basically shit or bust.
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This must be linked to IamInuit’s joke because you must be in heaven for that to happen. Or it could be Friday for you in hell.Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Paddy caught his wife having a affair and decided to kill her and himself.He puts the gun
to his head, looks at his wife and says,"Dont laugh,your fucking next".
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A guy walks up to a beautiful woman. The woman says she only wants a man with a 12" cock and she wants it to hurt.
The man replies, how about I fuck you twice and then punch you in the face?
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Three pregnant girls conversating. First girl says, I'm having a boy cause I was on top. Second girl says, I'm having a girl cause I was on the bottom. Blonde girl says, OMG! I'm having puppies!!!
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