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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    Time to choose between 2 women i have been shagging, One loves anal sex, the other has
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    This must be linked to IamInuit’s joke because you must be in heaven for that to happen. Or it could be Friday for you in hell.
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    Paddy caught his wife having a affair and decided to kill her and himself.He puts the gun
    to his head, looks at his wife and says,"Dont laugh,your fucking next".

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    A guy walks up to a beautiful woman. The woman says she only wants a man with a 12" cock and she wants it to hurt.

    The man replies, how about I fuck you twice and then punch you in the face?

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    Three pregnant girls conversating. First girl says, I'm having a boy cause I was on top. Second girl says, I'm having a girl cause I was on the bottom. Blonde girl says, OMG! I'm having puppies!!!

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    A magician was working on a cruise ship where the audience was different each week so the magician could do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem...the captain's parrot saw the same show every week too and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

    Once the parrot understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

    The magician was furious but was unable to anything about it. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost everyone on board. The magician managed to survive and luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

    They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said......"OK, I give up. Where's the f...ing ship?"
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    Teaching US-capitalism in India.




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    Quote Originally Posted by GOAT View Post
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    Never mind Tesco Burgers, try there meatballs they are the dogs bollocks.

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