How do you become a player?

[Snakey]

neva been a player--im just gonna start as well--cuz this whole relationship/monogamy thing aint working 4 me---the 1 girl that i always seem 2 truly like always has a boyfriend--i just cant win. so i give up with it and better to stsrt the game late then never

Dude...i know how you feel. Its happened to me the last two times...and the last time and the girl i still like...started going out with a real arsehole whos acting nice. Shes in for heartbreak for sure. Shes a really nice girl yet she fell for the tricks of a fuckwit...i really badly wanna tell her somethings she ought to know but that would make her hate me.

[JT Rock]

just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking

nice and Shallow Emma.....I agree to some extent, but you dont have to be a supermodel either I pull a shatload of quality girls by

Being funny(Remember your not a stand up comedian) dont be annoying.

Being well dressed is important with girls in the U.S its all about the shoes they make and break an outfit

stay clean and well groomed no stiff testing your laundry and Iron you clothes

Light on the cologne...

Clean out your ears

brush your teeth, keep gum in your mouth even while drinking at the bar (Beer breath is a Muthfuker)

Be confident look them in the eye

Dont be like the other horn dogs in the place seperate yourself have an original "Game"

Dont have to be built like a bodybuilder but keep your self in good "SEX SHAPE" lower abs have to be strong and have reasonable cardio stamina...

[Steelie]

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to fuck standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

[Snakey]

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to fuck standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

[The_One77]

lets put the rumours to rest....I am not bad looking!
well.....i hope not anyway

[Steelie]

Yes, but are you ginger?

[emma]

Yes, but are you ginger?

[Majesty]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

And end up like Tommy Morrison?

Bad move

The true way to be a play is you need

-Quarters

and an Arcade.

The rest should come to mind and pazaa!!! you're a player. Want to meet a girl, meet one that can challenge you fiercely in Madden or Street Fighter at least

[Lords Gym]

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

[Snakey]

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

Fuck no! We got cowboys around here who are fuckin close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move

[beds]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

And end up like Tommy Morrison?

Bad move

The true way to be a play is you need

-Quarters

and an Arcade.

The rest should come to mind and pazaa!!! you're a player. Want to meet a girl, meet one that can challenge you fiercely in Madden or Street Fighter at least

u single cos if u r i know y!

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

and the only refreshing thing i find bout the aussie accents in the uk snakey is tht they r pouring me a pint as they talk shit

[Lords Gym]

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

F*** no! We got cowboys around here who are F****** close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move

Thats funny as hell. ole sausage hounds are they? How about a Spanish Accent? might be just the ticket mate. " Drawn out " Hey b a b i e s you lookin fine" Cheech and Chong style ! LMFAO

[Snakey]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

And end up like Tommy Morrison?

Bad move

The true way to be a play is you need

-Quarters

and an Arcade.

The rest should come to mind and pazaa!!! you're a player. Want to meet a girl, meet one that can challenge you fiercely in Madden or Street Fighter at least

u single cos if u r i know y!

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

and the only refreshing thing i find bout the aussie accents in the uk snakey is tht they r pouring me a pint as they talk shit

OI dont make me come over there and steal all your women after we take ashes from ya

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

F*** no! We got cowboys around here who are F****** close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move

Thats funny as hell. ole sausage hounds are they? How about a Spanish Accent? might be just the ticket mate. " Drawn out " Hey b a b i e s you lookin fine" Cheech and Chong style ! LMFAO

HAHA yeah ME NO SPEAKA ENGLIS....except SEX

[lockie]

ive found that just askin a chick if she would like a drink or a dance is the way 2 go, talk 2 every chick that u have a chance 2 talk 2 and theyll remember ya, specially if ya nice 2 em lol

[Lords Gym]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

-\

and the only refreshing thing i find bout the aussie accents in the uk snakey is tht they r pouring me a pint as they talk S***

OI dont make me come over there and steal all your women after we take ashes from ya

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

F*** no! We got cowboys around here who are F****** close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move

Thats funny as hell. ole sausage hounds are they? How about a Spanish Accent? might be just the ticket mate. " Drawn out " Hey b a b i e s you lookin fine" Cheech and Chong style ! LMFAO

HAHA yeah ME NO SPEAKA ENGLIS....except SEX

LMFAO ! Brilliant !!!CC for the great laughs !