It's Super F*cking Bowl weekend!!!

[Gandalf]

I don't see what is super about a bowl. Men in helmets taking part in the most tedious of all sports (golf included) and the highlight being 3rd rate performers coming on during the break and it being so bland that people applaud the advertisements. American sports are just awful. Basketball, American football, baseball. Those 3 are the most depressing sports of all time. I hate golf, but I would sooner watch that than any of those other ones. There is just something about them that just seems aesthetically unappealing.

The Cory Spinks fight was the most significant event last weekend and it had Teddy Atlas. Fuck Beyonce and many a man would/has, but give me Teddy Atlas any day of the week.

Man you are getting really boring.

This is a Profound Bowl thread and I am the boring one? I certainly don't recall dominating this thread, so you must be reading other things. Those with nothing to say at all are the boring ones and those that follow sports like US football or baseball are even more dull. Every American sport is a poor imitation of a British one. American football is a homosexual rugby. Baseball is rounders without mullets. And basketball is just...well, that is your own....it is daft. The difference is that those sports do not conquer Britain. America has never invented a decent sport. I detest my nation, but it has produced sports worth watching. What could be worse than to be a detestable nation and have no worthwhile sports? I know which I prefer.

You can think I am boring all you want, but I quite like that because in these posts I am not trying to be flashy. I think they are funny, but if a silly man wants to be upset that I think his sport is daft then so be it. I have no objection to being classed as boring which is somewhat akin to the Enlightened Copulating Vessel.

It's not my sport, nor am I upset.

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

[El Kabong]

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

Shouldn't you be cutting yourself right about now you mopey little shitstain?

[Gandalf]

Well, your entire 2 sentences make me think you are riveting too. Such an enlightened fella and not in the least boring. It must be in the power of the elongated vowel and the drawn weapon.

Shouldn't you be cutting yourself right about now you mopey little shitstain?

I'm twice as fast as you. You would be hung before you even see me.

Welcome back, Lyle.

[El Kabong]

I'm twice as fast as you. You would be hung before you even see me.

Welcome back, Lyle.

Fuck off you miserable little twat-waffle