How do you become a player?

[beds]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

And end up like Tommy Morrison?

Bad move

The true way to be a play is you need

-Quarters

and an Arcade.

The rest should come to mind and pazaa!!! you're a player. Want to meet a girl, meet one that can challenge you fiercely in Madden or Street Fighter at least

u single cos if u r i know y!

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

and the only refreshing thing i find bout the aussie accents in the uk snakey is tht they r pouring me a pint as they talk shit