Why is crime so high in England?

[Gandalf]

I have no desire to listen to what could potentially emerge from the horrid realms of your arse Lyle. It bores me. It really isn't an interesting topic. I laugh a lot at people like you and this whole perception you have of me. Smart miles this, brainiac miles that.

Intelligence is irrelevant, boredom is much more.

Once again raise yourself up in that Ivory Tower miles

Yes, you fat bastard. Wobble around and prove your worth. I live in the real world and find you boring. Not only am I smarter than you, my arse can fit on an aeroplane seat! This is cute. No Ivory Tower, but a realistic airplane seat which you could fit upon.