Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.: No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A.: Still. No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no ears?
A.: Can't hear. Still. No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no ears and no genitalia?
A.: Can't hear. Still. No f#cking eye deer.