Quote Originally Posted by Saddo View Post
your friend is going to hell i'm afraid.... but who wants to be allowed somewhere where he is judged for enjoying something that isn't harming anyone

A man goes to the doctors and says " every time I sneeze i get a hard on"

the doctor asks if he is taking anything for it.

the man says... "pepper"
Yup, i'm afraid my friend is going to be crispy fried for an eternity, he just can't keep his hands off of his Johnson. I believe there's an extra hot place in hell reserved for masturbaters. (I didn't have the heart to tell him)

Funny stuff, I did actually go to my doctor for a prostate exam again last year, I hate the fucking exam, (let's just say my Dr. has a weird sense of humor) but hey it's better knowing that you don't have cancer or nipping it in the bud if you do. Every-time I go he offers to write me a prescription for, Viagra, Cialis, et al, so this time I said WTF, write me some with a few refills.

A little later an RN had me come into her office, the first thing she tells me, is that i'll probably have a heart attack if I use the viagra/cialis, say what? Then she tells me a story about how Viagra was discovered, it seems the ingredients use to be used as an experimental blood pressure medication, until it started causing some people to have heart attacks, and it was recalled. It had also been given to a group of 5 men and 5 women who were asked to return it to their Dr. All the women complied, but none of the men would because they were getting erections, some who hadn't had any in years.
So that's how Viagra was born, as well as all the other hard-on meds, which have the same basic ingredients.