Does God have a purpose for your penis?

[brocktonblockbust]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

only purpose ever was was stickin it into a cunt and having babies.

[Mars_ax]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

only purpose ever was was stickin it into a cunt and having babies.

Well ain't you a romantic muther-fucker.

[brocktonblockbust]

They say that God has a purpose for his creations, this is confirmed every-time you get a stiff one, fact!

Seriously, I was talking to a christian friend of mine a few weeks back who said he felt guilty when he masturbated. (but apparently couldn't help himself) Because the "sex" wasn't with his wife, and therefore God wouldn't approve of it. (I'm not making this up)

I don't know if he listened, but I told him that it was his tallywacker , not "God's" and he could do anything he damn well pleased with it, including jacking-off 10 times a day, without feeling any "guilt".

Thoughts?

only purpose ever was was stickin it into a cunt and having babies.

Well ain't you a romantic muther-fucker.

not that I condone that--but biologically speaking strictly here---

[Conrad]

Email him this video. He'll question his faith and start enjoying his daily tug even more than he already does...

[Mars_ax]

@Conrad,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

[Andre]

@Conrad ,

That guy is funny, and an atheist just like me! As for my friend, I pity anyone who believes "god" cares about their sex lives. They say ignorance is bliss, but in his case i'm not so sure.

This same guy, also believes that when Jesus was allegedly drinking wine in the "gospels" it was actually non-alcoholic grape juice.

That's even funnier than his other beliefs.
The church really have control over what he thinks havent they .

[Master]

Admit it, your firiend is @NVSemin

[X]

So, anyway ....... back to the question.

I certainly hope that God has a purpose for my penis, because approximately half the human race fucking doesn't.