How do you become a player?

[Lords Gym]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

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and the only refreshing thing i find bout the aussie accents in the uk snakey is tht they r pouring me a pint as they talk S***

OI dont make me come over there and steal all your women after we take ashes from ya

Have no fear, Steelies here

All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.

So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about

Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent

Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO

F*** no! We got cowboys around here who are F****** close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move

Thats funny as hell. ole sausage hounds are they? How about a Spanish Accent? might be just the ticket mate. " Drawn out " Hey b a b i e s you lookin fine" Cheech and Chong style ! LMFAO

HAHA yeah ME NO SPEAKA ENGLIS....except SEX

LMFAO ! Brilliant !!!CC for the great laughs !