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Arsenal,s defence.Wankers.
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OFFICIALLY dieing on Aids.
Best joke. Ever.
Kick his ass Sea Bass!
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I don't understand goat.
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Yeah I need that explained to me too.Originally Posted by boozeboxer
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Funeral Expenses
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000."
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"
Last edited by Stickgrappler; 03-04-2013 at 06:15 PM. Reason: formatting
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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PMS jokes aren't funny. PERIOD.
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I used to think I had a drinking problem, but then I met a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, of all things. But he says he can stop anytime.
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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