What's not to like !

[Master]

I like Stallone because he is cool, I too do not like Segal because he's a tool.
I like chicken because it tastes nice, I hate nevus cuisine because of the price.
I like women, but I am tied down.
I like children, but they do make a lot of sound.
I like boxing, I hate F1 watching grass grow is more fun.
What's not to like plenty.

[Beanz]

I like VanGogh because he's a honest lunatic, I don't like Seagulls because they are shite hawks
I like Steak because it replaces blood, the sea is a pantry cos I is a Janner
I love Art , but I don't like Social Networking
I like Tits and hips, I hate leather chaps cheese, and gravy what a mixture.
I lick footballs, I hate golf more, excitement ? watching paint dying.
What's not to like about Michal Bentine ?