He should give a speech in that fine Lincoln voice to wind him up. 'Look Floyd, you talk this fine talk about 'whooping my ass', which is a wonderful means of self expression, albeit one full of onerous homo-erotic undertones, but I will have you know, Mr Mayweather, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be fighting the white man in cherry pickings of your own free choosing. I emancipated the likes of you, Floyd. The least I can expect is the use of the orange listerine and and a tiny smattering of respect. Do you think I walked around for 4 months speaking like this just for a Spielberg film? No Floyd, I talked down racists year after year and got a bullet for my troubles, and here you are in my face and flecking tiny globules of spit all over my fine beard which is very insulting considering the immense amount of time I have spent growing and nurturing its fine appearance. Floyd you and me are quite the same, but when it comes to personal distance, why do you seldom allow someone to get this close in the actual boxing ring without an elbow to the face?'
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