I like VanGogh because he's a honest lunatic, I don't like Seagulls because they are shite hawks
I like Steak because it replaces blood, the sea is a pantry cos I is a Janner
I love Art , but I don't like Social Networking
I like Tits and hips, I hate leather chaps cheese, and gravy what a mixture.
I lick footballs, I hate golf more, excitement ? watching paint dying.
What's not to like about Michal Bentine ?