Any good jokes ????

[El Kabong]

[chinchekked]

Lol

[roberto duran legend]

After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday,i think there are 3 things you should know......
First her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get it in. Secondly she takes it over
her face without any complaint, and thirdly the staff at Madame Tussauds are
fucking miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.........

[roberto duran legend]

Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm, it was a disaster,Paddy missed the tube,
and Mick came on the bus......

[GOAT]

Working for free as a slave for a CEO that calls you a communist.

lollapalooza

[roberto duran legend]

Gary Nevilles father Neville Neville has been arrested on sexual assault charges,
if he carries on like that he is going to get himself a bad name.

[Andre]

There is a fine line between a fisherman and just some idiot standing on a beach.

[Andre]

Learning to speak Irish..

Oil beef hooked.

(Someone actually attempted calling a racehorse that )

[El Kabong]

Learning to speak Irish..

Oil beef hooked.

(Someone actually attempted calling a racehorse that )

Then you'll know why Irish bean stew has exactly two hundred and thirty-nine beans in it......because 1 more would be Two Forty (Too Farty)