I started out as a serious poster. Then I got contaminated with all the nonsense.

Do I fancy myself as an intellectual?
Hell no. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
(If you didn't see the commercials, I realize this didn't make any sense at all).

Do I know anything about boxing?
Enough to hold my own at the neighborhood bar..... not enough to go on "Jeopardy".