Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

when the mates you play football with bring their sons, who run rings around you and make you feel old.

Haha know that feeling all to well.Little shits.

Chop the gits, pull their shirts back, barge into them, mess with their heads - have to use all the tricks of the trade to keep up.

[Beanz]

When you realise your Mrs is probably older than the Milfs that Rhun wacks off over.