Travelling To Mexico

[Violent Demise]

I suggest u not go unless u know somebody.. If ur a foreigner and look like u got money, you are in danger.

My friend's uncle runs with the Sinaloa Cartel so ive been there alot without trouble but still, Mexico is a dangerous place..

Well, the first bit is heading over to a friend's wedding, so that bit in MC should be cool. And anyway, I'm a scruffy motherhubbard and look like I have little more than a bad case of paleface. I'm not going to have much money to steal anyway. If someone gets away with more than a few hundred pesos and a photocopy of my passport they'll have robbed someone else instead.

Like most places it's cool in the day. It's the night where it'll be a good idea to be in doors. The bars are actually a pretty safe place to be. Really the bars are the best thing about Mexico. You should watch your money no matter what. But you don't really have to worry about being robbed in a bar or club. Your safety is important to good business. Just be prepared to buy drinks. Cuz no lie, as soon as you walk in and sit down a girl will come sit on your lap and ask you to buy her a drink that she ain't even gonna drink. Most of them are to fucking hot to say no to. And it ain't just Mexican girls either. You got Chinese, Japanese. Pretty much anything Asian. Last time I was there the beer was about $7. $11 got you 2 drinks and a plate of snacks. Lap dances were $20. $40 to $70 gets you more than dancing. And not only do you get to pick the girl you wanna penetrate but the condoms and secure area are supplied. What more you want? Really you shouldn't even go the wedding. Just chill at the bars

[Master]

Forget the wedding just stay in the bar.

[superheavyrhun]

Okay, now you put it like that VD...this is increasingly sounding like my kind of place! I'm sure you've been to a Mexican wedding....there's gonna be 12 bridesmaids...and a free bar at their hacienda. Free bar to a Brit is like an invitation to party till I puke!

[Andre]

We want pictures Rhun,moving pictures.

[superheavyrhun]

sorry dude, if i brought moving pictures back to wales i'd be hung for witchcraft!

[Beanz]

Greenbeanz ama México, tequila y a la gente maya.

[Violent Demise]

Okay, now you put it like that VD...this is increasingly sounding like my kind of place! I'm sure you've been to a Mexican wedding....there's gonna be 12 bridesmaids...and a free bar at their hacienda. Free bar to a Brit is like an invitation to party till I puke!

Free bar and 12 chances to score (13 if you count the bride). Sounds good. When we leaving?

[Beanz]

I went with the Mrs in 2008 and loved it. Stayed at Chichen Itza, and Uxmal,and visited Mayan temples at Kinich Kakmo, Ek Balam,Labnah and Tulum also, all in the south. We had a week exploring the ruins and visiting a few towns and villages, caves and lagoons before a week in an all inclusive luxury place near Cancun. Best holiday we have ever had and our Guide a little Mayan guy called Antonio was a diamond. The first thing he asked me was "do you like the Ricky Hatton ?"

I know it is very different in the north but I loved every minute of it. It was the first time (in the second week) that I had been all inclusive and I spent the first few days trying to empty the minibar before the maid could refill it We were both surprised and a little bemused when we went to a karaoke thing one night that all the American and Canadian tourists took it all very seriously, and knew all the words, walking amongst the crowd like cabaret performers as they sung their C&W songs. Then a group of British girls got up totally hammered and murdered something very cheesy, out of tune and out of time which only we and a few Europeans thought was very funny ?

Have a good one mate.

[superheavyrhun]

well, off i go at 6am tomorrow. See y'all on the flip side.

[Andre]

Good luck have fun.

[superheavyrhun]

Wow....what a country. Absolutely amazing. I'll update in detail when I have all my faculties, but my liver took a pounding - particularly at the wedding, while the weather was amazing and the ass everywhere you turn is stunning.

[GOAT]

Good idea amigo. I should really visit my baby-mommas JLo and Salma sometime.

Hasta luego muchachomacho.