LOL what would the sales pitch be for this epic?
(Spoken in South Park style narration) The story of a boy who was never meant to make it: with only a world-class contender, professional boxer father to teach him the sweet science along with his world championship winning, professional boxer uncle, lil' Floyd never stood a chance to follow in their footsteps let alone learn the fundamentals. When he did surprisingly make it he bravely ducked the world's best fighters at welterweight until they all finally fought each other and were out of prime. He would then go on to play a major role in allowing one of the greatest sporting events of all time to not happen. He cited his own greed and fear of getting hurt as reasons for this noble act. He heroically beat his wife in front of his own children then spent a crushing 90 days in a minimum security prison. Never beaten, never knocked down, never cut, never forced to fight and never exciting, the unbelievable, shocking, yet true story of one of the hardest men in boxing, the "Pretty Boy"...
LOL I'd rather pay for one of his PPVs