Any good jokes ????

[Master]

Obi Wan Kinobi was the trainer of Darth Vader before he joined the dark side.

[Stickgrappler]

Doh! i thought i was behind the times with popular culture, you gentlemen don't know your Star Wars!?!?!?! lol

you know what they say, if you have to explain a joke, it ain't funny, so i'll explain this unfunny joke - lol @ me


Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back - Luke Skywalker, the protagonist - young farmboy in search of his father, on his way becoming a Jedi Knight using a lightsaber (laser sword) and powers from the "Force" (sort of like psychic powers) ... Luke is on the Ice planet, Hoth... he is stuck out in the cold during the night, Han Solo, a comrade finds Luke. Han, in order to keep Luke warm, uses the lightsaber to cut the belly of a Tauntaun and Han puts Luke inside

"Lukewarm" is of course a description/level of hotness... so internal temperature of Tauntaun is lukewarm - with Luke Skywalker in one


i'm da worstest ... lol at me!!

[Beanz]

Doh! i thought i was behind the times with popular culture, you gentlemen don't know your Star Wars!?!?!?! lol

you know what they say, if you have to explain a joke, it ain't funny, so i'll explain this unfunny joke - lol @ me


Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back - Luke Skywalker, the protagonist - young farmboy in search of his father, on his way becoming a Jedi Knight using a lightsaber (laser sword) and powers from the "Force" (sort of like psychic powers) ... Luke is on the Ice planet, Hoth... he is stuck out in the cold during the night, Han Solo, a comrade finds Luke. Han, in order to keep Luke warm, uses the lightsaber to cut the belly of a Tauntaun and Han puts Luke inside

"Lukewarm" is of course a description/level of hotness... so internal temperature of Tauntaun is lukewarm - with Luke Skywalker in one


i'm da worstest ... lol at me!!

I understood it the first time I read it. I read it out to my Mrs on the train back home yesterday and she didn't get it. So I had to explain it.

That's not so weird you may think but my step-son, who is her son, is named Luke. She named him after Luke Skywalker. I thought because she loved Star Wars, but it turns out I think, more because she had a crush on the actor Mark Hamill who played him

[Master]

That is very funny as I had a crush on Princess Laila.

[Andre]

Leela

[Master]

What is the difference between rape and football?

Women hate football.

Sick joke I heard from a famous comedian.

[Stickgrappler]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-lawlying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-lawexplained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end.

Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.

He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.

[Stickgrappler]

What is the difference between rape and football?

Women hate football.

Sick joke I heard from a famous comedian.

There are a few subjects that for me won't ever be funny... Rape is one of them.

Boo on that Famous comedian.