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I understood it the first time I read it. I read it out to my Mrs on the train back home yesterday and she didn't get it. So I had to explain it.Originally Posted by Stickgrappler
That's not so weird you may think but my step-son, who is her son, is named Luke. She named him after Luke Skywalker. I thought because she loved Star Wars, but it turns out I think, more because she had a crush on the actor Mark Hamill who played him
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That is very funny as I had a crush on Princess Laila.
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What is the difference between rape and football?
Women hate football.
Sick joke I heard from a famous comedian.
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Love Dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-lawlying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-lawexplained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
He can't get enough of me"
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.
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There are a few subjects that for me won't ever be funny... Rape is one of them.
Boo on that Famous comedian.
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There are a few subjects that for me won't ever be funny... Rape is one of them.
Boo on that Famous comedian.
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not dissing you or him, i've been living in a cave since i've been married and became a father 16 yrs ago.
i dk him.
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I had sex with a hipster chick the other night....it was like sex with a regular girl only before I ate her pussy I had to upload pictures of it to Instagram
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as a former IG user, i LOLOLOLOL'd!
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4 types of orgasm
Four types of Orgasm
type 1 the positive
"OH YES, OH YES, OH YES"
type 2 the negative
"OH NO, OH NO, OH NO"
type 3 the religious
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD"
type 4 the fake
"oh El Kabong, oh El Kabong, oh El Kabong "
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Odds on being next to pick up the Ashes
England 6/4
Australia 3/1
Winnie Mandela 1/3
Sheryl Gascoigne 4/5
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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Yea.. What can Batman do that a black man can't??
BAtman can go out at night without robin...
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That joke is older than,Hugh Hefner.
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That joke is older than,Hugh Hefner.
U heard about the black guy who goes to Yale??
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