Yeah, why are there no Shaolin Monks in the UFC?



Everybody knows that the Shaolin Monks are the undisputed Masters of Martial Arts of the Far East; not even the Muay Thailanders can f*<k with the Shaolin Monks and their dragon brands on their inner forearms, yet none are in the UFC ?!

Why not?!

the bradguy never seen a holy-man that didn't have some clandestine agenda involving money.

Do the Shaolin Monks think the UFC's not good enough for them, do the Monks think that they're better than other people, do the Monks think that their poop don't stink?!



Certainly the Monks are bad@$$, nobody disputes that...

but still...

Put-up or shut-up, in the cage, Shaolin Monks...if you've got the stones for it...


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