The Ashes!

[Memphis]

I seem to systematically ruining Englands chances with my wayward predictions.

With that in mind Australia will make 250 and we'll be all out in our second innings for 175.

Watch me start getting it right now.

This shows you know sweet FA about cricket.

Well that's where you're wrong because I have played cricket at a shit level for years which defines me round these parts as an expert.

Have you ever played cricket?

[Master]

I seem to systematically ruining Englands chances with my wayward predictions.

With that in mind Australia will make 250 and we'll be all out in our second innings for 175.

Watch me start getting it right now.

This shows you know sweet FA about cricket.

Well that's where you're wrong because I have played cricket at a shit level for years which defines me round these parts as an expert.

Have you ever played cricket?

I have played it at school and they use to call me Boycott because i would make runs very slowly, so that qualifies me too.

[Memphis]

I seem to systematically ruining Englands chances with my wayward predictions.

With that in mind Australia will make 250 and we'll be all out in our second innings for 175.

Watch me start getting it right now.

This shows you know sweet FA about cricket.

Well that's where you're wrong because I have played cricket at a shit level for years which defines me round these parts as an expert.

Have you ever played cricket?

I have played it at school and they use to call me Boycott because i would make runs very slowly, so that qualifies me too.

Are you sure its not because you're a racist Northern wife beater?

[Andre]

[ghengis cant]

Odds on being next to pick up the ashes
England 6/4
Aussies 3/1
Winnie Mandela 1/3

[Memphis]

Australia bang in trouble here. If at any point during this series we bat properly its going to get really uncomfortable for them.