10 questions for men ????

[AdamGB]

I think he's saying that a slim girl with a well developed glutemus maximus must be lazy and have an arse from over eating/lack of activity, which is bullshit.

You don't tend to get women with no arse and big tits unless they're fake, whilst I've seen plenty of slim or skinny woman who are blessed with a thick arse.

Arseless, skinny women with fake tits are even more ridiculous than the typical, ignorant lad you get in the gym who swells his pecs and biceps, whilst everything else is out of proportion and their legs look like drainpipes.

9/10 times they've just starved themselves and went under the knife.

It's as if their idea of femininity is looking like a lanky 12 year old boy, but 'boobs'... expect the same base level of sexuality from them and a boring lay.

I'd rather have both, or arse, as to me that's more feminine and natural looking.

My Mrs has big tits and no arse and she hasn't been under the knife to get them. Genetics. If you can think of a proportional distribution, chances are someone will be blessed with it. Just like you may get pear shaped women with plenty of booty and no much fruity, so the opposite can also occur. Having hips and curves is not the same as having a big arse and I think that is what Andre meant. The lanky 12 year old boy thing is a bit weird because many women with naturally big tits and a modest arse are actually very petite. Kelly Brook is 5 ft 6 and that's hardly lanky.

Kelly Brook has an arse, she'd have to be tall and skinny to be lanky.

I've yet to see a naturally big breasted women who also had a pankcake arse. I've seen plenty of the opposite, one is rare and the other one isn't.

Kelly Brook is hardly an example of somebody with 'no' arse now, is she?

Bum-thing familiar? Guess who owns this perfectly peachy posterior | The Sun |Showbiz

If that is no arse or 'modest', then what would you say medium or large were?

[p4pking]

Good god no Adam I'll need to pull a Master style porn session just to get that out of my skull now. I'll post my choices once I feel better about being a man. Thanks for that

[p4pking]

-The car would be strictly down to which I could sell for more, cars are pieces of equipment.
-Easily deep sea diving, but I'm probably way to bitch to ever do either
-Big ass no tits over the inverse, but either extreme is rarely sexy imo.
-Hong Kong or Rome would be a coin toss, just don't have enough of an impression either way
-Red head or Blonde- Either, both...I'm kind of a hybrid myself so no preference here.
-Book every time, I don't even like most good movies and tend to fall asleep.
-I guess I'd fly a plane, long as there was a really good pilot to take over and land. Unless you could actually shoot and destroy random stuff with the tank, then that.
-Indian or Persian- Would completely depend on the girl, not partial to either off the bat.
-Model easily... You wouldn't have to work, possess talent or in fact do much of anything, and the only people who would recognize you on the street are girls you could bang easily.
-Boxing, but if I were in a position to decide between half of these other things I'd be considerably less drawn to violence than I am presently.

[AdamGB]

You guys are just coppong out!
The options are:
NO tits and big arse
NO arse and big tits

Not:
Proportioned, but slightly bigger arse
Proportioned, but slightly bigger tits

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Yeah Beans don't be daft. Kelly Brook has a hellacious body not just tits... Otherwise she never would of got away with wearing THAT dress.

[Master]

You guys are just coppong out!
The options are:
NO tits and big arse
NO arse and big tits

Not:
Proportioned, but slightly bigger arse
Proportioned, but slightly bigger tits

I answered

[AdamGB]

Yeah but your idea of no arse or a 'modest' arse seem a bit out...

[Beanz]

If somebody has no arse, or no tits, they are usually not a woman (unless they have had a mastectomy ). The actual 10 questions are a bit daft anyway.

Ferrari or Lamborghini ? That's the kind of question you ask a little boy not a man.

I will have a Triumph Speed Triple please and Suzi Perry in full leather catsuit to ride Pillion.

Deep sea diving or trip to space ?

I am surrounded by sea

Spaceman,

I always wanted you to go, into Spaceman

Big tits no ass or big ass no tits

Big Tits, Medium Tits, Small Tits, they are are fine and dandy

Small Ass, Medium Ass, Super Coolio,

BIG arse, not so much, but thanks anyway

Trip to Rome or a trip to Hong Kong

I have been to Milan and Italians are crazy enough in the North. I will take Honk Kong and maybe get to meet a mild mannered Janitor.

Red head or blonde

Brunette Really, Like a younger Kate Bush but I would not mind sharing some cornflakes with Tori Amos. (Porridge actually)

Movie or book

Book, I love films and Cinema ,but rarely watch any because life is frankly too short and I have to make room for the rest of it. I am a compulsive and voracious reader and always have been. Fiction and Non-Fiction.

Flying a plane or driving a tank

I don't really have the urge to do either. I will fly a tank.

Persian girl or Indian girl

Both at the same time preceded with a Japanese Amuse-Bouche and followed by a smoky European digestif or pousse-café. (Spanish,French or Polish). I am quite happy with my English rose though.

Being an actor or a model

Actor. I don't think I am model material. I am already a performer and with acting would enjoy the opportunity one day to explore another aspect of that.

Boxing or MMA

Boxing all the way. Too glass chinned to have taken it up seriously but enjoyed sparring as a youth and Jujitsu, but not the injuries.

[Beanz]

I think he's saying that a slim girl with a well developed glutemus maximus must be lazy and have an arse from over eating/lack of activity, which is bullshit.

You don't tend to get women with no arse and big tits unless they're fake, whilst I've seen plenty of slim or skinny woman who are blessed with a thick arse.

Arseless, skinny women with fake tits are even more ridiculous than the typical, ignorant lad you get in the gym who swells his pecs and biceps, whilst everything else is out of proportion and their legs look like drainpipes.

9/10 times they've just starved themselves and went under the knife.

It's as if their idea of femininity is looking like a lanky 12 year old boy, but 'boobs'... expect the same base level of sexuality from them and a boring lay.

I'd rather have both, or arse, as to me that's more feminine and natural looking.

My Mrs has big tits and no arse and she hasn't been under the knife to get them. Genetics. If you can think of a proportional distribution, chances are someone will be blessed with it. Just like you may get pear shaped women with plenty of booty and no much fruity, so the opposite can also occur. Having hips and curves is not the same as having a big arse and I think that is what Andre meant. The lanky 12 year old boy thing is a bit weird because many women with naturally big tits and a modest arse are actually very petite. Kelly Brook is 5 ft 6 and that's hardly lanky.

Kelly Brook has an arse, she'd have to be tall and skinny to be lanky.

I've yet to see a naturally big breasted women who also had a pankcake arse. I've seen plenty of the opposite, one is rare and the other one isn't.

Kelly Brook is hardly an example of somebody with 'no' arse now, is she?

Bum-thing familiar? Guess who owns this perfectly peachy posterior | The Sun |Showbiz

If that is no arse or 'modest', then what would you say medium or large were?

When an arse is bigger than a women's tits then its a big arse. When the OP said Big tits no ass, No tits big, ass I don't think he meant a pancake ass, because virtually no woman has a pancake ass. Kelly's posterior is in proportion, and her tits are definitely large. So

Medium

Kelly






Large

J-LO




Modest (Small)

Arse off Between

Pippa and Kylie





Your example looks like she had an unfortunate accident in the garden and swallowed a space hopper, even those who like "A BIG ASS" would probably decline having a bounce on that