What do you call your penis

[Gandalf]

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

I don't have a penis.
But I do have a name for my pussy it's 'Loose Lips Lucy'
CuteMick would know. Right Mick?

WackOff why would you say something like that?

You 2 should just get a room!!