Signs that you are getting older

[roberto duran legend]

I do feel as though my body is starting to give up on me. I had an uneven abdomen checked at hospital and the doctor thinks it is nothing to worry about, but it looks odd and surely my body is now giving up on me. I believe that I am gradually taking on all the physical qualities of John Merrick and I don't say that lightly. From face to waist, there are things that might never have been perfect but are looking weirder as I reach my mid 30's. I think I need a second opinion and an internal scan to amount for the moderate mass differential in my abdomen, if just for my own piece of mind. The doctor was simply pressing on me for any pain, but you can't test for cancers like like that. Plus I am someone that doesn't seem to see pain as others do in the physical sense.

I guess it is back to the big hospital and more checks. Now I've let a man fondle my balls, I guess I have no boundaries. That must be a sign of getting older.

No its a sign you are a raving homo.

[Spicoli]

When you strategically position a dropped item with your foot before bending down to pick it up. Taking a moment prior to ponder its actual worth and or necessity to determine if its even worth the effort means you're just ancient and need surgery...and strong drugs.

[Dia bando]

When you strategically position a dropped item with your foot before bending down to pick it up. Taking a moment prior to ponder its actual worth and or necessity to determine if its even worth the effort means you're just ancient and need surgery...and strong drugs.

Yep or just leave it there, and let the wife pick it up.