Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

When going out every other day and weekend is no longer a priority. I used to get anxious at home but im slowly becoming a homebody. Going out to clubs and bars to get drunk doesn't appeal to me anymore and im just done with it.

Id much rather spend time in the comfort of my own home and do stuff with my girl, workout, catch up on boxing, explore nice restuarants, and travel from time to time.

I want to travel more.. Yep, Im getting old.

It's called growing up bud, drink is drink and clubs are clubs, you hit that point in your life and
you say I'm feed up with this, you may have just reached it,!.
Enjoy yourself I have drunk my share and done crazy things, it's all part of turning into a old twat.

[Scrap]

Last week I helped a pensioner across the Road. I said come on old Fella let me help you, you look in trouble its a bit busy the traffic. He said thanks it getting harder these days, Im 68, I thought F==king Hell, Im 70.

[Gandalf]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

[Beanz]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

[Master]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

For someone who is over 6ft he is skinny.

[roberto duran legend]

What the fuck, Grey pubic hair.

[Master]

What the fuck, Grey pubic hair.

Yes it is a right turn off on the Mrs.

[Beanz]

34 inch jeans fit me. Result!

Fat Bastard.

For someone who is over 6ft he is skinny.

I am over 6 foot. Not Skinny, 31 or 32 inch waist..... and I am lush and at least 10 years older.

[Beanz]

Sorry, what I meant to say was.....A lush :-)

[Gandalf]

My jeans are 34 inches and I think many people of my height (especially in the Western and Arab worlds) would be quite happy to fit into them. Looking at the Egypt issues, I see the average Arab has a lot more girth issues than I ever will. I happen to think I am going to lose an inch as I continue to dry myself out and exercise. I don't think I want to be 32 inches again as that would be too hard and I was too skinny before. 34 inches means I am more regular and with a little toning, that is decent. Part of my weight gain is definitely muscle mass, but part of it is not taking care of myself. I have never gained weight like Ricky Hatton and 30 minutes a day will make all the difference. I woke up at 5am today, watched the boxing, and then did 3000 metres of rowing. Then I did 3 minutes of planking which was very unpleasant. No heavy bag today as that is every other day for the sake of my hands. I am a new man, I tell you. I refuse to get old without a fight.

[Dia bando]

Grass cutting today on a out front Kubota mower, needing a piss I got off the mower to
hobble to the toilet, walking with stiff legs.
Old age is coming grass cutting shit, I wonder what would a all night sex session would do
to me.

[brocktonblockbust]

Grass cutting today on a out front Kubota mower, needing a piss I got off the mower to
hobble to the toilet, walking with stiff legs.
Old age is coming grass cutting shit, I wonder what would a all night sex session would do
to me.

let the fucking whore get on top and do the work Richie

p.s. I aint talkin bout the wife there OK, dont want no misunderstandings mate