Signs that you are getting older

[Spicoli]

Notice that I'm even more speaker volume concious at a red light. What the fuck is up with that

Means I'm more responsible and socially conscious now?....or I'm just a big geezer pussy

The random back pains have returned. Notice when you wake up and you ponder that dilemma of standing up with the least pain..once the feet plant, you have a gap while you rise to stand...and for a split second ya have no idea if you'll actually make it or topple over yelling awwww fuucckkk