Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
I don't get Beyonce. Every time I see that commercial where she's dancing in the mirror with her 3,4 reflections its just gnarly. She's all flopping around and her loose legs look like a flag flapping in the wind.

I dated a girl years ago who had breath like she had been chewing on dirt and pickle relish. It was the oddest thing but she was gorgeous and had the drive of a nympho. I'd always slip in some chilled sangria and it masked it at least for a while.

Yeah don't get beyonce either...can't even imagine what she looks like withou makeup and ten stylists.

Don't remember ever kissing someone with hideously bad breath, but heck offer them some gum or just outright have the conversation if its that terrible.