Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

Ear hair. Nose hair. More eyebrow hair. More body hair. Less head hair. Wearing the most comfortable shoes you can find and putting insoles in them to make them even more comfortable but your feet still hurt after you've gone for a walk.

Shit there's me thinking it was only happening to me.

[Gandalf]

Seeing as I was supposedly dying a few weeks ago, I thought I would disappoint some of you with the information that I am not dying and in fact appear to be in pretty good health. I have some fatty deposits internally, but apparently nothing out of the ordinary. However, this isn't a cue to going back to unhealthy ways, I shall continue to pursue health and sanity rather than that of gluttonous insanity. In fact, going by my daily weighing where I weigh myself at the same time each day, I am 1.5kg's lighter than a month ago and so just by drinking less and doing a bit of exercise, you can start to have an impact. My goal is 80kg's and to just maintain that for several centuries give or take a little decomposition.

[Master]

We are having our health check and the 3 things they advise is eat healthy, exercise regularly and rest /sleep well.

[brocktonblockbust]

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somethin I been puttin off for years.

[FinitoElDinamita]

When beer bellys dont go away as easily. Back then, my belly would disappear overnight but today it's different. Ive been on a strict diet for the past month but my belly wont go away! Maybe it's cuz i havent been excercising?

I dont know but it's killing my looks..

[Master]

When beer bellys dont go away as easily. Back then, my belly would disappear overnight but today it's different. Ive been on a strict diet for the past month but my belly wont go away! Maybe it's cuz i havent been excercising?

I dont know but it's killing my looks..

I had a 6 pack once and trying to get it back but it is hardest thing I have ever had to do. the definition in there but the overlap of skin is there too.

[Dia bando]

When beer bellys dont go away as easily. Back then, my belly would disappear overnight but today it's different. Ive been on a strict diet for the past month but my belly wont go away! Maybe it's cuz i havent been excercising?

I dont know but it's killing my looks..

I had a 6 pack once and trying to get it back but it is hardest thing I have ever had to do. the definition in there but the overlap of skin is there too.

Fosters or Carling was it.