When attacked by a badger that wont let go simply snap a large branch so the badger thinks it has broken your leg. It will then let go safe in the knowledge that it has caused some serious damage.

That sounded like a bit of Viz advice

I was cycling home the other day and there was a massive hole in the cyclepath, deep as well, wasnt there the day before. Turns out it was a badger. If the cunts can chew/scratch their way through tarmac/concrete I dont want them anywhere near me. I might get a gun just in case.