Tactics we use to appear more intelligent

[Memphis]

Claiming to have read classic books
Changing our appearance
Correcting other peoples grammar
Drooping famous quotes into conversations
Claiming high fluency in a foreign language
Exaggerating academic achievement
Using thesaurus to make words in a document or email
Lying about job role and status
Exaggerating knowledge of wine
Dismissing popular films as rubbish despite enjoying them

Couldnt resist

I've never claimed to have read anything that I havent. I think of certain books and think maybe I should read that just to see what the fuss is all about. I genuinely used to perform French poetry recitals through school but now I could scrape by with a hello/goodbye and can I have a beer and a sandwich, not much more needed to be fair. Everyone lies about their job, especially when going for another one, nothing wrong with a bit of poetic license. Wine, couldnt give a flying fuck. I love Back To The Future, all of them. Anyone that doesnt is a wrong un in my book.

[Master]

I changed the spelling.