Talk about your pets.

[Dark Lord Al]

I have a Wire Haired Fox Terrier called Hugo Mr Wag.
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that's the man himself.

[Beanz]

I have a cat. She is mental. Her name is Charly after the Prodigy song, the white patch under her nose and the fact that she was the first kitten in a huge litter to bomb across the carpet in a tumbling wobbly type run. Back then we thought she was a boy. Then we picked her up and realised otherwise but the name stuck. Charlie as in Charlotte, rather than Victor. Did I mention she was mental ? She thinks she is a dog and would fetch small twigs if you threw them before she got old and lazy. She used to wait under the Kitchen table and cuff your ankle as you walked past. She also used to like the kids driving her around by dragging a cardboard box across the wooden floors. Or being windmilled in a bag. She would purr like mad and while I realise that does not always denote pleasure, she never jumped out, unless you left the room and then when you came back in she would jump back in the bag. Nowadays she mainly sleeps and yowls "Hello" at about 3am when she comes in. She used to have a sister who ran off/died ? with whoim she once dragged a blackbird through the cat flap.

[Spicoli]

I had a senile terrier named Ras-I I got as a rescue who watched fights with me. When I'd start stomping around during the action he'd start howling at the walls and chase his shadow. Loved that dog...A cat named Nigel I 'saved' from some neighborhood shit bags trying to toss her in a swimming pool. Turns out they could swin better. She was temperamental as all Hell, actually pissed on my wallet or shoes on a rare occasion but lived a full 14. Shockingly.

Right now I have a 8 yr old cat named Duncan. Honestly, the poor gal is a special kind of tard. Got her from the clinic as no one else would adopt her. She fucking eats coffee grounds, grapes, sleeps in the bath tub and will only drink running water leaving her ass soaking wet. Pets are cool, and a must!