Unbelievable that I am being accused of being Eric's coworker. I don't work in a shoe factory.

I have oddball coworkers too and all I am doing is ignoring them. The new one is downright odd. I called him a cunt under my breath on my first day of meeting him as I just found him to be so weird. Just so uptight, haughty, and rude. That is how you want to be on your first day? Two weeks in and I've given him the complete cold shoulder and no interaction with the other one here either. Just doing your job and ignoring the people around you is the way to go and avoid all meetings too as that is them just asking for more. You cannot get blood from a stone.