Is it OK to brush your teeth on Thursday after, like, 9 p.m.?

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I was just wondering if that would be OK because after a certain time when you take the tube of toothpaste out and then you have to unscrew the cap and put it on the toothbrush. You know what I mean?

Any other day would be fine but not on a Thursday. You must be very careful when brushing your teeth after 9 not to eat any sweet candy apples or put soy sauce on a Chinese girls knee. Both will cause tooth decay. Being British I know all about dental hygiene and take great care of both of my teeth.

now where the FUCK would you get such a cock-eyed idea. KNEE!!!