Is it possible that David Haye is faking his cut with make-up?

[Beanz]

Fuck me, I wasn't far out with Eastsidesaddos.

It's a bit like finding out that

A: the bloke you thought was your dad is actually the postman who was born a woman
B: what you thought was Bovril is actually gravy
C: those one off fancy Paul Smith trainers you got in the sale where actually Gola plimsolls with a badge stuck on them