Kirkland signs with 50 cents.. He would beat the crap out of Cotto at 154

[Spicoli]

Fitty reminds me of that small unknown car dealership still airing loud badly edited and blurry VHS commercials with rusty clunkers, forgotten trade ins and a Ford Pinto (Billy Dib) sitting in the back ground. Cotto even faded and pieced back together is too deep for a spastic trainwreck in Kirkland.

[Kirkland Laing]

He's basically been blocked out by Golden Boy and Top Rank and last I heard was doing small New York shows with Lou Di Bella. Gamboa is apparently off to fight in Mexico, nobody knows if Dirrell is going to fight again and I don't think Dib has anything planned either. Maybe this contract is one where Kirkland is guaranteed he doesn't have to take fights and 50 cent has a guarantee that he doesn't have to find him opponents. That would work perfectly for both of them.