Yes, Royal would have started off all suave and cool man, relaxed and jovial chillin arounD the wimmin and oozing schmooze - things would have come to pass, however, when he would hAve been tempted to mention kess just once. In the same sentence then he would have been unable to talk about kessler and then he would have returned to the subject of KEssler buT thIS would HAVE beeN LIKE A fEEdback looP aND He could not avoid KESS until all traces of Suave were gone and there was only this RAVING IDIOT SHOUTING FOAMING AND GNASHING THEIR TEETH ABOUT KESSLER KESSLER KESSLER KESSLER KESSLER KESSLER KESSLER