Any good jokes ????

[Stickgrappler]

When you make a typo, the errorists win.

[Stickgrappler]

Not sure if the Non-Americans know "hillbilly" - generally a person not born/raised/living in an urban environment... someone from the Hills or farms

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged 3 ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show him his hunting license and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license.

The game warden reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at it, reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and pulled out a Tennessee hunting license. The game warden then reached over and picked up the 3rd duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from Virginia.

You got a Virginia hunting license, boy?" Again, the hillbilly reached into his wallet and pulled out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell you from?" The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."

[Stickgrappler]

Kids check under their beds for monsters before going to sleep.
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Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Mr. T. before going to sleep.

Donnie Yen is the reason why Mr. T. hides under Chuck Norris' bed.</SPAN>

[Bo-Bo24]

[Dia bando]

It's been one of them should I laugh or cry days,! the mother in law just drove my
brand new car over a cliff.

[Dia bando]

In work on my lunch I feel asleep, when I woke up someone had put a teabag
in my mouth,! I was pissed off I'm no MUG.

[Xwetie]

The rich tourist stepped in at a hotel in a small village in the country. He adds 100 dollar at reception and go to take a look at the rooms.
Hotel Director will immediately take the 100 note and go to the butcher to pay his debt there.
The butcher, in turn, takes the 100 dollar and keys, off to the farmer to make themselves debt free.
The farmer takes the tractor off to the gas station and pay for the fuel he bought on credit.
Gas station owner goes to local whore and finally gives her the the hundred dollar he owed for the last visit.
then the whore goes to the hotel to pay the debt for the room she rented.
The hotel manager immediately put back teh 100 note on the disk.
The rich tourist comes back and takes the 100 dollar note - the room did not seem to taste.

No one has earned or lost a penny, but the whole village is free of debt and looking to the future with confidence



Merry fucking christmas