Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf View Post
I am a firm believer in the man flesh,
I crave his sinewy embrace,
Wrap those arms around me,
Breath Ukrainian CO2 all over my face.

Don't fret, my darling,
You don't need mouthwash,
Heat my face as much as you like,
For the heating process is complete tosh.

I was once known as Lyle,
Now known merely as Kabong,
I express my hatred of Barry,
As only you Wlad, have my song.

And Wlad, Wlad, Wlad, Wlad, Wlad forevermore,
Wlad my love, love of all loves,
Wlad release my heart, don't let me go,
Don't let me flutter, like a sky of scurrying doves.

miles, oh wretched bedeviled miles,
Begone nobody likes you, skewered heart,
Nobody can hug you like Wlad will hug me,
In my embrace, to heaven we will depart.
Hmm looks like you actually put some effort in that....too bad I just used my "poem" to blatantly call you a cunt, oh well