What's your favourite moisturiser?

[Kirkland Laing]

After all the media coverage it got I've been trying Waitrose Baby Bottom Butter. I didn't think a babycare product could be any good but recently I've noticed it really has made a big difference to my skin. My hairdresser says so too.

When I'm going out I use this new tinted stuff by Tom Ford. It's got little gold sparkles in it and it makes my whole face shimmer. When I wear it I feel like a god.

So what are your favourite products?

I may have to withdraw my nomination for you as the Saddo Hetero of the Year due to this post.

Outside of chapstick and an aftershave lotion I don't put anything else on my face and damn sure nothing with glitter.

Oh yeah. Next you'll be telling me you don't exfoliate.

[Beanz]

The only time VC removes skin is when he is making it into a rug.

[VictorCharlie]

The luffa is the wife's

[Kirkland Laing]

You're all just trying to overcompensate. Only me and Memphis are being truthful here.

[Memphis]

You're all just trying to overcompensate. Only me and Memphis are being truthful here.

I was actually lying.

I wouldnt dream of leaving the house without a bit of guyliner on.

[Kirkland Laing]

You're all just trying to overcompensate. Only me and Memphis are being truthful here.

I was actually lying.

I wouldnt dream of leaving the house without a bit of guyliner on.

It should be an essential part of every man's grooming arsenal. There are times you just can't do without it.

[Master]

Soap and water.

[Memphis]

Soap and water.

Homo.

Everyone hates you. Some will be open about it but the rest feel the same they just don't have the confidence to say it