Wepner-probably had his own Mash unit
Gatti- skin like rice paper.
Cobb
Mancini
Crumble-the name, the record, the assumption
Hatton- maybe it’s his pale, pale skin but I’m convinced he’d get bruised up by a nerf football.
Auntuofermo- the Red Cross should have set up a booth at his fights.
Wickwar- you simply can’t have had close to 500 fights and not be damaged.
Strickland-self explanatory
Quarry-his trainer carried maxi-pads