Storing Brown Sauce upside down?

**superheavyrhun** · 10-21-2013 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by walrus

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

If it is not Daddies, HP or Branston and is indeed Asda's own brand, there are probably sub atomic weevils in shell suits befowling it. The trace amounts of their vile excretia is only released when plonking them on their heads. Your rarebit may have an extra tangyness but your brain is now irretrievably altered and you will find yourself craving white lightning served out of a sweaty trainer whilst dancing involuntarily to old Neil Diamond hits. Serves you right.

Damn, you are brilliant

The worst thing is that he is right. I'm not even sure who Neil Diamond is, but I'm already drinking white lightning from a trainer I found in the park.

**p4pking** · 10-22-2013 01:43 PM

My old roomate made HP sauce from scratch once and it was amazing. All sorts of shit in that stuff, you need fresh tamarind, dates, treacle, tomato paste, fresh indian spices, orange zest etc. I don't know Asda at all but I bet Greenbeanz' post was clever.

Mike D from the Beastie Boys is actually Neil Diamonds son.