A new look at horoscopes.

[Andre]

Im a goat.

[IamInuit]

Im a goat.

I see.


Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.

[IamInuit]

I'm a Cancer

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off and wont amount to anything. Most welfare recipients are cancers.

[Memphis]

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

[IamInuit]

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

[Memphis]

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

How fucking dare you!!!!

Thats bang on

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Oh dear

Scoprio...

[Andre]

Im a goat.

I see.


Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.

Ali.

[IamInuit]

So who's left? No Gemini's as yet.

Gemini - (May 21 to June 20.)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much from too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.

[Master]

IamInuit you are a hurtful man.

[Andre]

There is a bit of cutting truth in each of these.

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