A new look at horoscopes.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 02:38 PM

I'm a Cancer

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off and wont amount to anything. Most welfare recipients are cancers.

**Memphis** · 10-30-2013 02:55 PM

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Memphis

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

**Memphis** · 10-30-2013 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by Memphis

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

How fucking dare you!!!!

Thats bang on

**Jimanuel Boogustus** · 10-30-2013 06:27 PM

Oh dear

Scoprio...

**Dia bando** · 10-30-2013 06:35 PM

I fucking hate this horoscope, the best one was The sport it told me I was going be ravaged by
a Dolly bird with a 44inch chest.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

Oh dear

Scoprio...

Hmmmmmmm

Scorpio -(October 23 to November 21)You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You love Chinese food. Most Scorpio people are murdered and make up the majority of murderers.