A new look at horoscopes.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Memphis

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

**Memphis** · 10-30-2013 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by Memphis

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

How fucking dare you!!!!

Thats bang on

**Jimanuel Boogustus** · 10-30-2013 06:27 PM

Oh dear

Scoprio...

**Dia bando** · 10-30-2013 06:35 PM

I fucking hate this horoscope, the best one was The sport it told me I was going be ravaged by
a Dolly bird with a 44inch chest.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

Oh dear

Scoprio...

Hmmmmmmm

Scorpio -(October 23 to November 21)You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You love Chinese food. Most Scorpio people are murdered and make up the majority of murderers.

**bradlee180** · 10-30-2013 06:55 PM

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by bradlee180

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

Well...

Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.