A new look at horoscopes.

[Memphis]

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

How fucking dare you!!!!

Thats bang on

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Oh dear

Scoprio...

[Dia bando]

I fucking hate this horoscope, the best one was The sport it told me I was going be ravaged by
a Dolly bird with a 44inch chest.

[IamInuit]

Oh dear

Scoprio...

Hmmmmmmm

Scorpio -(October 23 to November 21)You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You love Chinese food. Most Scorpio people are murdered and make up the majority of murderers.

[bradlee180]

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

[IamInuit]

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

Well...

Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.

[Beanz]

Leo - The Dandy Lion


Grrrrrrrrr

[IamInuit]

Leo - The Dandy Lion


Grrrrrrrrr

Aha....

Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.