A new look at horoscopes.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by bradlee180

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

Well...

Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.

**Beanz** · 10-30-2013 07:31 PM

Leo - The Dandy Lion

Grrrrrrrrr

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

Leo - The Dandy Lion

Grrrrrrrrr

Aha....

Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.

**Spicoli** · 10-30-2013 10:15 PM

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Spicoli

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

**Spicoli** · 10-30-2013 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by Spicoli

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole