A new look at horoscopes.

[IamInuit]

Leo - The Dandy Lion


Grrrrrrrrr

Aha....

Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.

[Spicoli]

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day . Go figure

[IamInuit]

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day . Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

[Spicoli]

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day . Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole

[greynotsoold]

Virgo

[IamInuit]

Virgo

lol

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nitpicking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making out. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.