A new look at horoscopes.

[Spicoli]

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day . Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole